第一篇:外企英文辞职报告
dear
effective october 1, i will assume the position of director of human resources for xxx, inc., in baton rouge. therefore, please accept my resignation as benefits and compensation coordinator of the human resources department within aaa associates, effective september 30.
the decision was a difficult one for me because i have so enjoyed my working relationships here. the job description has given me gre at latitude in assisting other coordinators within the human resource area, and as a result, i’ve gained skills in several related fields. these cross-training opportunities have been invaluable, and in a much more formal ……此处隐藏3188个字……ictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!
wishing you a grand and glorious day.